theonlyrightdirection:

… no harry you’re doing it wrong

beerito:

if we aren’t supposed to eat candles then why do they smell like food

(via homeworkmyass)

  • Little Brother: Hey, are you cold?
  • Me: Yeah, a little. Why?
  • Little Brother: Well then, you should sit in the corner.
  • Me:
  • Little Brother: Because it's 90 degrees.
  • Me: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Me: No I won't high five you put your hand down.

josh showing some intense dedication to stepping on jennifer’s dress

josh showing some intense dedication to stepping on jennifer’s dress

(Source: semisonic, via thewordnerdinsectionq)

ruffiticus:

personallyundead:

Recess Opening Scene remake

WHO ARE tHESE PEOPLE I WANT TO HUG THEM ALL

(Source: cinemakills, via thewordnerdinsectionq)

welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET 

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA 

(via theseawasred)

dickspeightjr:

sometimes i just sit there and laugh at my own jokes because god damn i’m one funny motherfucker

(Source: caleb-denecour, via theseawasred)

yourdarlinglittlesammy:

I just tried to take a picture with my phone to show my buddy how my cat has become completely enamored with the new mirror on the back of my bedroom door, and instead I seemed to have inadvertently caught a glimpse of his inner demon.

yourdarlinglittlesammy:

I just tried to take a picture with my phone to show my buddy how my cat has become completely enamored with the new mirror on the back of my bedroom door, and instead I seemed to have inadvertently caught a glimpse of his inner demon.

(via synnabungates)